"Ugh, why the hell do I have to get Szayel." Nnoitra said talking to himself. He was walking along a long corridor. Fucking Aizen wouldn't go and ask the others, Nnoitra though with a pained expression, Just fucking great. Everyone said that to Szayel's lab was a maze. Well they were not kidding. Nnoitra went in a circle trying to figure out where the hell he was.
Why would his lab be so far out. Never mind I just need to find his lab. Should have sent Tesla out instead of me. Why am I talking to myself. God I sound like a idiot.
"Szayel! SZAYEL!" yelled Nnoitra. Well that motherfucker better come out. I know he can control all the hallways in this place. Maybe he is trying to confuse the hell out of me. Why am I saying that.
Szayel tell me you are not making me one of your god damned lab rats. If you are I will kick you till you can't walk. I swear I just heard Szayel fucking laugh.
Yep he is messing around with me.
"Szayel you can go fuck your self! Let me out!" yelled Nnoitra.
"Oh you don't understand. I can't not until you find out where I am." the disembodied voice of Szayel said.
"Fuck this shit. I rather show you my cock instead."
"My, my, you should keep your clothes on until you find me."
Fuck you Szayel, just for that I shall take of my clothes. Thank fuck sake he can't read my damn thoughts. Well it feels wonderful to take off my clothes. Ah the breeze now were was I?
"NNOITRA put some clothes on! Stay there I will come out. Good god." the disembodied voice said.
"Good." Nnoitra said. OK now were did I put my clothes. Ah, there they are. Damn it felt good without clothes.
"OK, I got Szayel!" Nnoitra screamed at them.
"Introducing Szayel. The fucker who came out because I took of my clothes." introduced Nnoitra.
